No you’re never too old for a disco
And I’m as groovy as a pensioner gets
So baby wait ‘til you see me boogy
It’s a sight you’ll never forget
When Percy Parker decides to get jiggy
Everyone else gets out of the way
You see I take up most of the dance floor
My walking stick seems to get in the way
1 9 is 9
2 9s, 18
3 9s are 27
4 9s are 36
5 9s are 45
6 9s are 54
7 9s are 63 and
8 9s are 72
9 9s are 81 and
10 9s are 90
11 9s are 99
12 9s, a hundred and eight
(Yeah ladies, don’t be late!)
No you’re never too old for a disco
You see I just can’t get enough
All the ladies go weak at the knees
When Percy starts to strutt his stuff
Oh no you’re never too old for a disco
Everybody loves to twist and shout
But when I shake my booty be careful
‘Cos my false teeth might fall out
CHORUS
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Percy!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Percy!
CHORUS – FILL IN THE ANSWERS!